调皮可爱的搞笑文案

1、 我得了一种病，名叫：时不时都会看看手机。

I have a disease called: I check my phone every now and then.

2、 心情欠佳，看哪个人都是牛鬼蛇神。

In a bad mood, see which person is a monster.

3、 沉默是金，都别跟我说话，我要攒钱。

Silence is golden. Don't even talk to me. I want to save money.

4、 小朋友，你是不是有很多问号，为什么快过年了，你还是没人要。

Children, do you have a lot of question marks, why the New Year, you still no one to.

5、 宇宙还挺谦虚，明明拥有一切，却叫太空。

The universe is modest. It has everything, but it's called space.

6、 可以推荐点好吃的给我吗？那种五万块钱以下，五块钱左右的。

Could you recommend something delicious for me? The ones that cost less than fifty thousand dollars or about five dollars.

7、 月老拿出红线，将我吊在房梁上。

He took out the red line and hung me on the beam.

8、 手头紧，时间紧，衣服紧，眉头紧，这大概就是前程四紧吧！

The money is tight, the time is tight, the clothes is tight, the brow is tight, this is probably the future four tight!

9、 头特别疼，一定是有人在榨取我的智慧。

I have a terrible headache. Someone must be milking me for wisdom.

10、 其他女孩都是可爱风，淑女风，只有我是羊癫疯。

All the other girls are cute and ladylike, but I'm crazy.

11、 丑的人才谈恋爱，美的卖空调。

Ugly talent fall in love, beauty sell air conditioning.

12、 别的女孩都是：性格好，长相好，脾气好；而我只是：胃口好。

The other girls are: good character, good looks, good temper; And I just: good appetite.